Marine Corps Has Gone Soft By Grounding The Pilots Who Drew Sky Dicks

Two Marine Corps aviators have been grounded while they’re being investigated “for flying a pattern resembling an obscene image” over Southern California, according to a military spokesman.

The 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing said last month that a “T-34C aircraft assigned to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 101, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, flew an irregular flight pattern over the Salton Sea that resembled a phallic image.”

Now, the aircraft crew are not flying pending the results of an investigation, said Maj. Josef Patterson, a spokesman for the 3rd Marine Air Wing, ABC News reported.

“Although not flying for the time being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions,” he said.

“Disciplinary or administrative action, if any, will be determined following the completion of the investigation,” Patterson added

Honest to god, if you can’t draw dicks in every clime and place, what’s the point in becoming a Marine?

Drawing dicks is possibly the most Marine thing you can do. Show me a porta shitty without a big ole juicy cock on the inside of it and I’ll show you a pot that has never had a Marine poop in it. It’s as simple as that.

Let our boys fly, Commandant. Put their big swinging dicks back in the air.

(you can tell officers did this sky cock. No hair? No veins? No cum shot? No attention to detail. I blame Captain Cons.)